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Thank you all for you patience, now back to the program.  Brought to you by Lipton Tea.  There’s no better way to insert the British idea of “Tea Time” into American culture then by suggesting during this radio drama that you enjoy the brisk taste of Lipton Tea.  Yes, that word “brisk” describes the horribleness of bitter tea straight from the mother country.  A brisk flavor that has its flavor profile rooted in the history of English trading routes and the East Indian spice market.  You see, in getting to and from India, sailors would actually sail down to the tip of Africa where their tea would dry out on the decks of pirate ships.  And by gum that brisk sun flavor would be scorched in by the time they had sailed back to England.  So enjoy Lipton Tea.  Enjoy the “brisk” flavor.  And now we return to our story…

Noah is a mild mannered, even tempered typist at the Campbell and Scotch offices.  We join him now at… the water cooler…

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